I Stole This From Another Blog
[I stumbled upon this on some German guy's blog. Funny stuff.]
shit happens
The Religions
Taoism: Shit happens
Hinduism: This shit happened before
Confucianism: Confucius says: Shit happens
Buddhism: It is only an illusion of shit happening
Hare Krisha: Shit happens rama rama ding ding.
Zen: What is the sound of shit happening?
Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah
Jehovah's Witnesses: Knock, knock, read this shit.
Mormonism: Can we sell this shit to the Gentiles?
7th Day Adventist: Holy Shit!
Unitarian: It’s all good shit.
Pentacostal: Praise this shit!
Agnostic: What is this shit?
Atheism: There is no shit.
New age: I feel your shit.
Protestantism: Let the shit happen to someone else
Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserve it
Darwinism: The survival of the shittiest
Judaism: Why does shit always happen to us?
Rastafarian: Let’s smoke this shit!
[I'm tempted to alter the description of Mormonism though. Maybe something like "The only true shit" or "I know this shit is true" or "Bow your head and say yes to this shit" or "People actually believe this shit?" Any suggestions?]
shit happens
The Religions
Taoism: Shit happens
Hinduism: This shit happened before
Confucianism: Confucius says: Shit happens
Buddhism: It is only an illusion of shit happening
Hare Krisha: Shit happens rama rama ding ding.
Zen: What is the sound of shit happening?
Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah
Jehovah's Witnesses: Knock, knock, read this shit.
Mormonism: Can we sell this shit to the Gentiles?
7th Day Adventist: Holy Shit!
Unitarian: It’s all good shit.
Pentacostal: Praise this shit!
Agnostic: What is this shit?
Atheism: There is no shit.
New age: I feel your shit.
Protestantism: Let the shit happen to someone else
Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserve it
Darwinism: The survival of the shittiest
Judaism: Why does shit always happen to us?
Rastafarian: Let’s smoke this shit!
[I'm tempted to alter the description of Mormonism though. Maybe something like "The only true shit" or "I know this shit is true" or "Bow your head and say yes to this shit" or "People actually believe this shit?" Any suggestions?]
posted by Al Jordan | 7:25 AM
4 Comments:
Scientology: People actually believe this shit?
Mormons: I know this shit is true!
BTW, I was reading along on True2theFaith on the comments about whether Mormons are Christians. Scott has saw fit to post comments on my site too, and I have wasted time trying to rationally explain my points, only to have them obfuscated and sometimes completely ignored...just like talking to my sister a Nazi TBM if I ever knew one.
Heh, good one! Looking back on this list, I'm surprised it didn't originally include scientology.
"Tom Cruise, please come out of the closet!"
(Gotta love South Park!)
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